HAHAHAHA.
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Source: badcgijoshHello. I like high-waisted skirts, Thundercats and helping idiots take long walks off short piers. I also have a Chihuahua named Beelzebub. Boy is he spoiled.
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Source: Flickr / jtedObjects in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are.
illustration by Jason Theodor :: via flickr.com
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“Let me hold you in my arms. Feel me squeeze the living fucking breath out of your bastard body. Bliss. Lovely.”
“Don’t… Don’t put the noodles and the dumplings together in the boat. They’ll fight! The noodles are bullies. Poor dumplings.”
Check it out: Sleep Talkin’ Man This guy named Adam talks about the weirdest things in his sleep and his wife, an insomniac, jots them down for the world to read. Awesome. XD
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Source: fortherainydaysIf zombies attack the world the first thing i’ll do is eat everything i didn’t because of swimsuit season
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![This is one of the stupidest reasons to die/kill someone. Poor dude.
And I know it’s terrible but I couldn’t help LMAO-ing. XD
[translation: Man killed by four because he doesn’t know “Nobody” (“Nobody But You” Korean hit song)]
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soooooooooooooobrang intense.
HALA BUTI ALAM KO YUN!](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpjkrqYxKD1qzd0n0o1_500.jpg)
This is one of the stupidest reasons to die/kill someone. Poor dude.
And I know it’s terrible but I couldn’t help LMAO-ing. XD
[translation: Man killed by four because he doesn’t know “Nobody” (“Nobody But You” Korean hit song)]
Source: batangsorasoooooooooooooobrang intense.HALA BUTI ALAM KO YUN!
