Hello. I like high-waisted skirts, Thundercats and helping idiots take long walks off short piers. I also have a Chihuahua named Beelzebub. Boy is he spoiled.

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“Let me hold you in my arms. Feel me squeeze the living fucking breath out of your bastard body. Bliss. Lovely.”

“Don’t… Don’t put the noodles and the dumplings together in the boat. They’ll fight! The noodles are bullies. Poor dumplings.”

Check it out: Sleep Talkin’ Man This guy named Adam talks about the weirdest things in his sleep and his wife, an insomniac, jots them down for the world to read. Awesome. XD

get your 12 gauge rockin'

I have better things to do but drawing a blank right now, so new superfluous site it is!